Lecturer: I don't know what you people are reading when you're about to start exam D: Ah! Oga, Come off it! Lecturer: It will not enter na D: Not enter bawo? This one will enter ooo. Na magnetic time we dey sir. I've noticed that about 80% of students feel that their blank brains can … Continue reading Blank

Bath Cruise

Yeeeeh! I screamed loudly. What's up D.? Any problem in there? THE WATER IS COLD! I literally screamed from the bathroom. I heard my roommate burst into laughter. Congratulations, babe! You know you've gat no choice. Dr. ÀlĂ bĂ­'s class' calls in less than an hour from now. So hurry up! Honestly, I had no choice. … Continue reading Bath Cruise


So, today let's simply talk about stylistics... Stylistics is simply demystifying the mystified. A text can simply be written or oral irrespective of any language used. Language is used to elicit simple certain responses from the audience. Language users go beyond simple communication but evoking certain responses from the audience whether hearers or readers. All … Continue reading Simple?