Blank

Lecturer: I don't know what you people are reading when you're about to start exam D: Ah! Oga, Come off it! Lecturer: It will not enter na D: Not enter bawo? This one will enter ooo. Na magnetic time we dey sir. I've noticed that about 80% of students feel that their blank brains can …

Bath Cruise

Yeeeeh! I screamed loudly. What's up D.? Any problem in there? THE WATER IS COLD! I literally screamed from the bathroom. I heard my roommate burst into laughter. Congratulations, babe! You know you've gat no choice. Dr. Àlàbí's class' calls in less than an hour from now. So hurry up! Honestly, I had no choice. …

THE 7 MAN PRINCIPLE

I know you hate rules, they don't interest you right? Me too, I don't like playing by the books, to me it's restrictive. However we can't always have it all by our very selves, we are not an epitome of all solutions, if we are we wouldn't be needing ourselves after all. Therefore it is …

The Strong One

It always seem like Steppenwolf of Justice League, or Savitar of Flash season 3 or 4 (I can't remember), or even King Kong himself. Well, to the movie lovers, this isn't about who is the friend or enemy. Their size is the focus here. They approach stealthily at first, like a covert agent, making themselves …

Karma…

What?! You're doing what? Oh, no! Baby, please don't do this to me... Nooooo... Please! What do you want me to do? I'll do! It's funny how karma hits so hard, and you take a moment to realize what's exactly happening. Karma is a waht? B-I-T-C-H! You look around to realize that you're getting more …

Rotten Tomatoes

It's usually like a movie... Infact, it starts like one... And what we do best is to sit down to judge which movie deserves more percentages... I remember the struggles of students today and I become sober. I'm dedicating this post to a friend, who is also a brother that I lost more than a …

Help to Us

You're on the lane of life's journey, in the midst of the chaos of all noises. Suddenly, all sounds ceased and all bodies disappears. Time literarily stops as you tend to notice nobody is cheering you on. It's either everyone stopped noticing you at the same time, or they just got familiar with everything you …

Cruise

Because today is Tuesday... ...and in Debby's schedule, Tuesday's are for cruises. Monday is too official for my liking 😏 So, for the love of Tuesdays, let's cruise. Shall we? Don't worry, we're not going to the water (for those that are aquaphobia). 😁😁 Photo by cottonbro on Pexels.com Gaining admission into the University of …

DONT LOSE YOUR SANITY

Source: Bhavna Singh- Times of India Nigeria is not a good place to be right now, honestly I would be lying If I say I'm not fed up. It's so bad that in 24 hours all over the news I couldn't bring out just one positive news about my dear country. I would have loved …

Simple?

So, today let's simply talk about stylistics... Stylistics is simply demystifying the mystified. A text can simply be written or oral irrespective of any language used. Language is used to elicit simple certain responses from the audience. Language users go beyond simple communication but evoking certain responses from the audience whether hearers or readers. All …